Since I am now a certified snake handler or 'snake wrangler' by the government of Australia I can basically take care of all your snake needs. After handling the world's 5th most deadliest snake aptly named the death adder I have finally become a true man of the outback. The best part of it all is they gave me a piece of paper saying I can do all of this now, like that's going to stop me from being bitten and killed.
If that wasn't enough I also spent some time wrangling (or petting) some wallabies that were running around, one happened to have a joey which was as cute as a button.
You are so the man!
ReplyDeleteYou're wranglin' the shit out of that guy.
Stay manly, sir.